Their our sew mini pee pole hoot due knot no how two right! Wit gramma issues, tiepoles, cinnamons, n queued acronymz, peeple tink thay our riders! Are brainz our sow amayzin', wii our a bull two sing hims... in steel knot no how two spill write!! Wurst, they no their our txting is shoes, butt know won gives a ship! Eye due knot swair, butt WTF? Eye jess wanna sway, "Git a ejucakation if ewe due knot no how two spill write!" OMG! Hoot in da whirled well wok necks too us, if wii due knot no how two due it write, in how wheel in knee won have inny eye deer how too reed are righting, write?!? Gimme a brake... ewe no? Watt's da porpoise two right if it is knot dun wright? IM POwed win eye see (in hare it wit mine owed airs), all dis crêpe! Will, dats it four now. LOL! ;p xoxo
By Joana Young
© Copyright April 2011
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this is the poem i wrote last night on my phone via gmail (so it doesn't suddenly disappear). hehehe i was a tech writer before. i was also a college academic counselor, so when adults write unintentionally WRONG, it reflects badly professionally. currently, in the dept where work, i QC documents... for clients with BIG $$!! we cannot have any mistakes or we could lose (or some people say 'loose' hehe) the client!! please do not take offense at my humour!! it is just poking fun and not meant to hurt those who do not know english well. LOL, i'm sure foreigners in your land make innocent mistakes or have misunderstandings and it is laughable, but in a light-hearted and good way. for example, a foreigner once told me, "when i first came to the USA, i went to the restuarant and they asked me if i wanted a super salad. i knew english well, but had no clue what a super salad existed of! so later i found out it was 'soup or salad' and it was so funny!"
in a casual environment, short writing is ok. however, writing professionally or in a business atmosphere, i often cringe at people's spelling and use of synonyms (please don't worry, i'm not saying anything about you lovely creative folks!!!!). it cracks me up how creative people are with txt messages too (i do it too!!) soooo creative!!!! so i make fun here in my write. i do feel that there is a rapid decline in the desire to write formally and with the proper spelling (lazy through spell check!!) and grammatically. for the kids these days, it is a crying shame!!
i know u are a clever "cleaver" peeps and will figure out each word. they are done with care, and i hope u laugh your a$$ off!! i am truly enjoying your friendship and fab interactions on all levels. i just feel that it is also incredible how wonderful our minds work. though there are so many ways to read something, we still are able to figure it out and seek to understand. hope you had fun!!!! xoxo
BTW, i don't mind if you would like to share this. it is meant to be enjoyed WIT lotsa love and laughter!!! ♥ please just use the link so i can see the comments too!!!
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